Warning! My source within the British establishment tells me that this harmless looking miracle cure is actually a NICE approved drug containing a novel de-catastrophizing agent, guaranteed to remove even the most stubborn avoidance strategies!
Using this product could have catastrophic consequences for our cause. Forget those relaxing days in bed, take this and you might find yourself playing with your kids, returning to work or even back on the doggie-walking rota. We must stand firm against those who seek to undermine our right to avoid!